Deep-Fried Turkey of the Week award goes to…

Jimmy Clausen for getting into a fight defending his lady’s honor at 2 a.m. outside of a bar in South Bend, Indiana. As if things couldn’t get more pathetic with that team. As if Charlie Weis didn’t have enough of a snowball’s chance to keep his job. The fact that someone got their fist even within a hundred yards of the Golden Boy’s face proves to you how bad his teammates are at blocking. Note the differing reports from ESPN and the Sun-Times. According to ESPN, he’s a victim; in the Sun-Times, he’s That Guy You Knew in College…

Today I’m thankful for: Having remembered, albeit after I got home from work, that I left my 2 babkas I was going to take to Indy for Thanksgiving. Looks like I’m swinging through Elgin en route to Indy tomorrow. Yes. The babkas are that good…