1. Edge Infused Revitalizing Shave Cream with Active Care Technology (or, the white and green tube that smells like mint)… If you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to shave your face with the white filling of a York Peppermint Patty, this would do it. In spite of an utterly confusing product name (which will henceforth be referred to as EIRSCWACT), this product gets my strongest product endorsement to date–an emphatic “you should really try this stuff.” Never in the history of my 20 years of shaving have I ever needed to ditch aftershave balm (what with my delicate, creamy skin). Until now. This stuff is so smoove, you don’t need to put the balm on… Oh and it’s been discontinued, so you may need to buy it from Ebay.

2. Newman’s Own Frozen Pizza. It’s just plain good. Lately, I’ve been rocking California Pizza Kitchen’s Margarita, but I was looking for a change. That’s when I found myself wandering the frozen food aisle and the late P. Newman’s blue-eyed gaze compelled me to give it a try. If you loved Butch Cassidy, you’ll love this pizza. These two things aren’t at all related, I know. Still, it’s good…

3. The Oral-B CrossAction Pro-Health toothbrush. You’ve never had so many bristles going to town on your mouth before in your life. It’s oral party of the century, and if you don’t have this toothbrush, you’re missing out…